Cause of Death.

I'm Standing here filling up my Tank at the Gas station
Drip.
I'm stuck driving around in a car that's considered ancient.
Drip.
A car Pulls up, Mercedes-Benz with a convertible Drop
Drip.
A fine looking woman steps out, tight black jeans and a very exposing top.
Drip.
I walk over to her, and I introduce myself real quickly.
DripDrip.
We talk for a while, and I ask if she wants to get some dinner with me.
Drip.
She says "Sorry, but i have my boyfriend coming later to get me".
Drip.
She opens her front door and gets some matches out of her benz
Drip.
She Says "I'm Sorry, but we can just chill and be regular friends!"
DripDripDrip.
She lights a match, lights a smoke, tosses the match on a ground and says Bye
Drippity Drip.
Into a puddle, which smells somethin like gasoline.
Drip.
I look at my car, and see my tank overflowin' on me.
Drip.
The gas lights, and makes its way to the tank of my car.
Drip.
All i can think is "This must be the worst of all my days so far."
DripBOOM.
Damn, i think i just got burned, by the girl and the Gas.
Now i'm thinkin " i knew girls would be the death of me,"
As I lay here, just dead, on my ass.